Forty-Six.

Today's piece was inspired by my dear friend Aesop and his wonderful fables.  This one by a tale titled The Scorpion and the Frog.  It goes like this: [*takes out book of Aesop's Fables**Flips through pages**Finds aforementioned story**Copies From Book*]

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

What is true about the scorpion in this story is true about the nature of most people, some behaviors are simply irrepressible despite how you are treated and no matter the consequence.  You see this almost daily.

This tale and it's relevance pertaining to certain aspects of my life was on my mind this morning and I just felt like it needed to be illustrated, and then blogged about.  I've been slipping on my blogging but I've been rather proud of my self this year; I've blogged almost every month!  ^_^

Side Note:  I'm extremely arachnophobic, so while I was looking up references for the scorpion tale, etc, I found myself squirming and twitching in my seat on more than one occasion.  Just thought I'd share.

Side Note 2:  I've also been listening to the following song a lot lately.  It reminds me of my Dad, because he and my mom used to play this CD a lot when I was a kid.  True story, apparently this is one of the first songs my cute adorable infant self used to dance to.  I still can't help but shake my butt when I hear it.  & you're welcome. ;)

Forty-Five.

Don't worry blog type boils and ghouls I have not forgotten about you.  I have just been busy failing at NaNoWriMo (for the third year in a row) and just busy failing at life in general.  But I thought I'd share a doodlejawn I was working on last night with all of you, and a quick coloring video.  My camera died half way through it but meh.  Like I said uber fail at life over here.

Forty-Two.

So let us take a minuet to story tell for a moment.  Saturday, some dickhead snuck into the backroom at my store and stole my phone and all of $4 that I had in my wallet, and my co-workers phone as well.  Apparently there is a phone stealing ring operating at the mall that I work at, because when I went to the AT&T booth in the food court to turn off my phone after I realized that it was gone they had told me that just the week before two girls had gotten their phones stollen as well.  Another mall employee came into the store later that day and told us that her phone was stolen too.

So apparently when I got my phone they fucked up my whole insurance thing.  Instead of giving me the Apple care and the regular insurance like I wanted they just gave me the Apple Care.  So after I was on the phone with customer service for like ever I finally got them to push my upgrade, but my phone won't even be shipping out for another 2 weeks.  They told me to get get a cheap burner phone and they'd put my number on a sim card and I could just use that until my phone comes in, that they would have it sent to them because basically I live at the mall and it would just make my life a bit easier.  So long story short the freaking simjawn isn't working and I've been too upset/fustrated to go and fix it.  I don't like not having a phone, it's just I'm too depressed over everything that's happened and just unmotivated to get this crap phone set up.

So:  I DO NOT HAVE A PHONE RIGHT NOW.  I AM NOT IGNORING YOU.  I DO NOT HATE YOU I JUST DO NOT HAVE A WAY OF COMMUNICATING WITH YOU.

So if you need to contact me, social media is the way to go.  I promise to let you know when I have my phone back.

I just feel so violated.  I need to get out of the mall.  Anyone know anyplace looking for a cute pink haired bartender?  I'm a great bartender and I'm TIPS certified.  True story.

I started this piece awhile back and I had been staring at it's unfinished form for a few weeks. Today was the day I decided that I was going to finish this gem. I figured focusing on art would help to keep my mind off of the other things that are plaguing me at the moment.

I have a bad boy complex, and I have always loved Loki. I always tend to route for the bad guy. Someone has to, right? #teamvoldemort

Song of the moment:

Forty-One.

Forty.

Thirty-Eight.

Hello boils and ghouls.  How's it hanging?  A little to the right?  To the left?

So I have been getting a lot of questions about my art and if I am selling any of it.  The answer is yes, I am willing to part with almost all of the pieces that I have posted up here/on my deviant art.  Even the few that I am resistant to part with I'm sure under the right circumstances I'd be willing to part with it.

Pricing varies on piece to piece depending on the time I put into the work, the size, the materials used, framing (when I frame I usually customize the frame to go along with the feel of the piece but you have the option of getting it unframed for less), and shipping costs and everything is negotiable.  I price extremely reasonably.  Keep in mind I am selling the original pieces.  I do not have prints of anything so you are getting my blood sweat and tears.  This also ensures that you have a completely one of a kind piece that you'll never see hanging in anyone else's home! ^_^

Prints are an idea that I have thought about recently, and might be something I'll offer in the future but I just don't have money for that at this time.

Want to commission me?  I'm more than happy to draw you up something to your specifications.  So let's talk about what I can do for you! 

You can check out some of my work and some of my other previous commissions over at my deviantART: klydedevine.deviantart.com.

If you like what you see and want to talk art then shoot an email over to klydedevine@gmail.com.

Thirty-Seven.

Thirty-Six.

My friends are pretty rad.  My friend Paul told me the other night that I smell like a unicorn that listens to Black Flag.  That statement inspired this drawing.  True story.

You can check out the video of myself coloring this piece down below.  Enjoy! ^_^

Also I have been getting a lot of questions about the products I use to draw.  I am going to write a blog about my favorite brands and things soon.  So keep and eye out for that! :D

Also!  I was in my friends band's music video.  You can check out their facebook page here and watch the video down below!  Can you find my pink hair? ;]

Thirty-Five.

I have been meaning to draw for awhile, but I have just been really uninspired.  Then I turned on the new Purity Ring album, started drawing and filming, and this is what came out.  I kind of like it.  Be sure to check this drawing out over at my deviantART and check out the video I made of the drawing process down below.  I love you boils and ghouls. <3

Thirty-Four.

So PureVolume is having a contest, where you can win signed doodles drawn by a band you have a thing for.  Today you can win Falling in Reverse's spiderman doodle if they really like the doodle you drew of their band.  I drew one.  I tweeted it to PureVolume to enter it.  It looks like this:

In other news I am super in love with the new Cash Cash song.  It sounds like this:

I also think I found a job.  My face is like this: :D  True story.

Thirty-One.

I forgot to post this awhile ago.  This has been sitting on my desk finished for a while; well, I was debating on adding more to it but the more I let it sit the more I considered it fine the way it was.  So I finally got around to uploading it to my deviantART and I thought I would share it here as well.

With that I also thought I'd share with you the song I haven't been able to get out of my head for the past two weeks since it was released.  I am obsessed with Marina and the Diamonds.  I mean just listen to her, and try to tell me that you do not love her too. Oh, Marina. <3

Onto another topic I signed into my myspace for the first time in like years.  Does anyone remember that shit?  God I kind of hate myself for saying this but I miss myspace.  It was and still is so much better than Facebook.  I held out over there for as long as I could until I eventually broke down and got my Facebook but I think we should start a movement where everyone moves back to the space.  I think that would be pretty fucking rad.  It was just so much more customizable and fun and I feel like my profile over there even though I haven't updated it in years really gives the feel for who I am more than stupid Facebook and it's cover picture feature, lame.  Anyway I was looking at some old ass pictures I had up there and I thought I would share a few.  I was so adorable back then; what the fuck happened? And look at how big I used to wear my hair.  I have to say I do miss that though.  This picture is circa June '08 so I was like, 19, or limbo age as I like to call it.

Thirty.

Of Mice & Men has been the soundtrack of my week so far.  I mean I did get to see them Wednesday at Warped Tour (they were fucking awesome by the way) and that was pretty sweet so I decided that I would draw the amazingly handsome front of the band, Austin Carlile.  [swoons]

Anyway, moving onward.  I have not filmed my drawing in awhile so I figured I would for this drawing.  I really wanted to for the new kittencorn that I did but I was halfway through with that project when I remembered that I wanted to film it.  I'm getting old, and my brain just isn't what it used to be anymore.  I know what you're thinking; Klyde you're only 23 that is so not old!  Well shut yer trap because I feel old as fuck.  True story.

I am still getting used to iMovie, and I was way too lazy to hook up the old Frankenstein computer with my other editing software on it.  I think that it is time to finally teach myself how to use the adobe editing software that I have; I am just really unmotivated to do anything at the moment.

Twenty-Seven.

 

I have been drawing a lot in color recently. Like wow I just vomited rainbows all over everything, color. I really don't know why. It's not like I happen to be in a sunshine mood, it's actually completely the opposite--I'm really quite miserable. Anyway, I was in a Beetlejuice type of mood and decided to draw Lydia. She's the cartoon version of course; oh how I loved that show when I was kid. Why don't they play it on TV anymore? *sigh* Moving on--I took some pictures while I was creating her so I decided that I would post them up here. I forgot to take a picture when she was just a sketch. I suck, sorry.

Twenty-One.

Some days I find it easier to draw than others, and other days I find it rather quite impossible to create anything at all.  Recently though I've felt the urge to paint.  Something I haven't done in a long while.  I have found myself  rather happy just playing with my markers, but I recently find myself staring off at all the few pieces of Gesso and canvas boards I have lying around.  They seamed to be screaming at me, please play with us.  Well that and I finally got new Fixatif, which makes painting so much easier and I really just wanted to play with that.  That and I got this new transfer spray that I wanted to try out too, but I ended up not using that and just sticking to good ole transfer paper.  Anyway, so as I was saying... So I picked up a Gesso board, rid it of its plastic covering, placed it on my desk and then continued to just stare at it for a good long while.

What the hell was I going to paint?  Well I didn't know.  So I just sat there and stared for a good while.  Then I started just dicking around on the interwebz and then I found inspiration in this picture.

Okay so I know what yer thinking, a gas mask?  Really?  Well yes, really.  I've been busy playing, Alice: Madness Returns (I'll have to write another blog about that at another time) and I just love all the Steampunk elements in the game and I'm also just a huge fan of Steampunk in general.  So then I was like hey, How about we do something Alice related?  And so I did.

Eighteen.

I am so excited for the Hunger Games.  True story.

Seventeen.

Drawing, art, creation; that is what makes me happy.  It's also one of the only things I can do currently without being in excruciating pain, so I guess that's one good thing that's going for me right now.  My back/spine is in a 'C'.  It's pretty messed up.  I have to get an MRI on my back now, which makes me super nervous.  Meh.

Anyway new video, of this drawing being put together.   Check it out.  Like it, favorite it, subscribe to my channel.  You know all that good stuff.

Sixteen.

I love to draw.  I really do.  It makes me happy.  It also makes me happy that my injuries currently do not affect my drawing too much.  I really would be even more out of my mind if I couldn't draw.  Anyway, did you know that I draw?  Oh no?  Well I do.  You should check out my deviantART.

You should also check out this video; it's a composite of the drawing above.  While you're there watching you should go on ahead and subscribe too!  You know you want to. ;]

Fifteen.

Oh weekends.  Really, I don't feel like I have weekends.  Sure the week ends, and Friday night comes around and what do I do?  Well normally I just sit at home and watch Dexter while stuffing my face with all sorts of junk food.  Since I can't walk or stand or do anything for more than ten minuets at a time and that's on a good day.  

What about this Friday? Well I ended up with my brother and his friend and I catch this gem on video.  Now what kind of sister would I be if I didn't put this on the internet?  Psshh, not a good one that's for sure.  Haha. [To be fair I did warn them that this was going to happen so meh.]

Oh I really need to get out, well if only I could walk around; then I could get out.  I guess I'm stuck in this chair until then.

Eleven.

Ten.

See the completed image at my deviantART here.

Cristina is one of my favorite vocalists, being a vocalist myself I get my voice compared to hers a lot actually.  I consider that a great compliment, being that her voice is amazing.

Seeing that the new Lacuna Coil album is being release on Tuesday I thought it would be fitting to do a drawing of this lovely lady.  I hope you enjoy! ^_^